WWE: Elimination Chamber RESULTS

MATCH CARD

Kickoff Show

Men's Division: Gallows & Anderson "The Good Bros" vs Bo Dallas & Curtis Axel "The MizTourage"

Winner: The Good Bros

 

Um... didn't watch gonna be COMPLETELY HONEST here. So watch the highlights for yourself.

Elimination Chamber Show

Women's Elimination Chamber Match: Bayley vs Sonya DeVille vs Sasha Banks vs Alexa Bliss vs Mickie James vs Mandy Rose
Winner: Alexa Bliss

Eliminations:

1st - Mandy Rose
2nd - Sonya Deville
3rd - Mickie James
4th - Bayley
5th - Sasha Banks

Started off slow.  Bayley and Sonya started off the match. Then at "random" Mandy Rose was selected to come in. They double-teamed Bayley taking her out of commission. Trying to pin her multiple times but to no avail. Then Sasha was let in and that evened the odds. Both fighting to take out Deville and Rose. They were able to separate them. Mandy on Banks and Deville on Bayley. Banks was able to to get the drop on Mandy hit her with the bank statement and a quick elimination. Mandy Rose GONE! Sonya Deville was so sad it was hilarious she was like Mandy, No, lmao.

Girl it's a possible belt on the line you betta worry about yo self. Anyway, Mickie enters the match taking ova! In her wonder woman inspired gear. She was a spitfire. She brought some real spunk into this match. She fought past Bayley and Sasha and even took out Deville. Off the top of the chamber pod. It was awesome! I loved it! But then she was eliminated by Bayley. So then there was 3. Sasha and Bayley both waited until Alexa's pod entered was timed to open. She closed it and ran like the rat she is (her persona not her as a person. from what I've seen on total divas she's a really nice woman). She ran until the two former champs blocked her up on top of one of the pods. Which she climbed to by the way. Sasha gets to the pod Alexa tried to fight both Bayley and Sasha but of course, can't defend them both. Alexa ends up getting the beat down from Sasha. While trying to help Bayley up she kicks Bayley off the pod. Then they begin to fight and attack each other. While Alexa is jumping in at random. Long story short, Bayley was the last to be eliminated and it was down to 2. Sasha and Alexa. They put on a good fight twisted bliss here attempted frog splash there. It was good and started to turn in Alexa's favor when Sasha got caught on the chains of the chamber.

This led to an onslaught of attacks by Alexa. Twisted bliss, knee to the back of the head she tried to take Sasha out but it didn't work. Sasha got her in the bank statement but couldn't hold. They tussled and it got to a point where Sasha was on the top turnbuckle and Alexa pushed her head into the chamber pod glass. This allowed a roll-up and a win for Alexa. She is now the first winner of the first EVER women's elimination chamber. Solidifying her place in history.

Tag Team Championship: Titus Worldwide vs The Bar
Winner: The Bar

Honestly, did you really expect anything else?

Women's Division: Asuka vs Nia Jax
Winner: Asuka

This match was uh...for the most part a showcase of Nia's dominance. Asuka had a few bouts but she just couldn't get Nia off her game. She was able to use Nia's momentum against her and get a roll-up for the win. But she paid for it. Nia put Asuka through the barricade. She didn't even get a chance to celebrate her win. She was massacred.

Men's Division: Woken Matt vs Bray Wyatt
Winner: Matt Hardy

Um...no words an unnecessary match. Even the crowd was uninterested. They chanted #RusevDay during the match.

Ronda Rousey Signs Her WWE Contract

This was the BEST PART OF THE NIGHT! I'm gonna be honest I did not expect this to be worthwhile at all. I thought why the hell would they have Rousey on the Chamber pay per view signing a damn contract. What reason other than to start the road to WrestleMania and begin her feud with the Authority. I mean that could've been done on RAW. But they put it here and during the segment I have to say I wasn't mad about it. 

Listen it started off all Rainbows and sunshine but soon after you could tell Kurt wasn't exactly feeling the love. As soon as Rousey began to sign Kurt looked like he was about to burst. So Triple H talked to him while Rousey was distracted by the Princess of WWE Stephanie McMahon. Ronda noticed some war of words between the GM and the COO. And when they alleged that Kurt was recently sick and needed a break. He spilled the beans. I mean he went in! He told Rousey that the moment she signed that contract that Triple H and Stephanie would own the Bitch! Oh, SHOTS FIRED! And he furthered explained this was all about getting revenge from a few years ago when the Rock was there (he was in the Furious 7 I believe and so was Rousey as a villain) and they both humiliated Stephanie and Triple H. Rousey was still undefeated at the time and she pretty much dominated Stephanie in her own business. However, Kurt wasn't finished. He then goes on to say that Stephanie said she was washed up and that EVEN SHE COULD BEAT HER NOW! Oh, that brought out the ROWDY ROUSEY! 

At this time Triple H was taken Kurt to the back and Stephanie was all alone with one of the most dangerous women rather PEOPLE IN THE WORLD! She stared down Stephanie backing her into the ropes. Until her loving husband came in to pull her off. And she straight picked Triple H up and DROPPED HIS ASS THROUGH A FUCKING TABLE! IT WAS MAGNIFICENT!

Stephanie was in shock but always ready to fight for her man.

Side note: I really love that quality about her. Despite the odds against her she will step in front of him or take a punch for him even get put through a table for her. That's love man. That love lol.

Anyway, she gets amped and literally slaps Ronda. HARD AS SHIT! I WISH THEY WOULD'VE PUT THAT SEGMENT UP ON YOUTUBE SO YOU CAN SEE OMG IT WAS CRAZY (Well they did so see for yourself)! Anyway, when she saw the anger she backed away slowly. Ronda picks up the contract, signs it, and leaves carnage in her wake. Triple H was bleeding at the mouth. It was so amazing! I loved it! Ronda is my girl. I'm a fan of hers no matter what. Win lose or draw she set a tone for women in sports and made a name for herself. She's confident, beautiful strong and just AWESOME. 

One thing she needs to work on is her mic skills. Just a little bit. I know in UFC talking isn't the thing they focus on. But if she took her cues from Rowdy Roddy Piper, threw in a little Connor McGregor, and a little Jericho she'd be set. 

BTW: TRIPLE H LOOKS TERRIBLE. HE LOOKS LIKE HE CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT AND HE LITERALLY LOST HIS HAIR FROM STRESS LIKE NO JOKE. HE LOOKS JUST HORRIBLE. GET SOME REST AND GO ON VACAY WITH THE WIFE MAN. YOU DEFINITELY NEED IT YOU LOOK LIKE HELL. 

Men's Elimination Chamber Match: Elias vs Miz vs Seth Rollins vs Finn Balor vs Roman Reigns vs Braun Strowman vs John Cena
Winner:

Eliminations:

1st - The Miz (Really did you expect anyone else?)
2nd - Elias (Duh, not surprised)
3rd - John Cena (bruh...didn't think it would be this early)
4th - Finn Balor (Jeez... at least I got to see 1916)
5th - Seth Rollins
6th - Braun Strowman

Match started off with 3. Seth Rollins, The Miz, and Finn Balor. This match didn't really pick up until John Cena was entered into the match. It pretty much a back and forth of who can do what to whom. Each wrestler got to shine. John, Roman, and even the Miz with his stolen YES kicks lmao all got to shine in their respective areas.

Then Braun Strowman entered and all hell broke loose. They tried to take him out together but they were not able to get Braun down. Braun Strowman simultaneously eliminated every single competitor by himself (with the exception of Roman Reigns). No joke, no bullshit ALL BY HIMSELF. Real talk I knew it would come down to Roman and Braun. I just thought Cena would last longer than he did. None the less these two Icons fought it out briefly and it took 3 spears and 2 superman punches to take out Strowman. He lost but he didn't take it lightly. He took out Reigns shortly after getting his hand raised. Just dropping him in the middle of the ring then threw him into the chamber pod. It was brutal.

The Chamber was a great pay per view except for a few matches. I think the tag team matches bogus, the matt hardy vs Bray Wyatt match bogus but the chamber matches and the Nia Jax vs Asuka match were great!

Just so you know. I predicted every winner of every match tonight SUCCESSFULLY I AM A FUCKING GOD! LOL J/K BRUH IM JUST AMPED THAT I FINALLY GOT THEM ALL!

Until Next Time Folks...I Bid You Adieu